Quotes

"The Republicans say that government doesn't work, and then they get elected and prove it."
Al Franken

"In Hungary, the people took to the streets in revolution when the President said he'd lied about economic numbers... here, we call that Tuesday."
Jon Stewart

"I gave up being cool and settled for being pleasant."
Garrison Keillor

"You see, in this world there is one awful thing, and that is that everyone has his reasons."
Jean Renoir as Octave in his 1939 film The Rules of the Game.